Riddle: What is most frequently lost in the bed?
Potential answers: virginity, dignity…
My answer: pens.
I find pens in my bed constantly.
Last night it was under my pillow. #princessandthepen
Right this minute, I’m taking a break from handwriting some thank you notes, because I moved my covers and now I can’t find my pen. But it’s okay, I know it will turn up eventually, even if it’s in the morning, when I wake up covered in purple ink. #colorfulanguage
Moral of the story: Hold on to your pens… ladies.