#writerproblems

Riddle: What is most frequently lost in the bed?

Potential answers: virginity, dignity…

My answer: pens.

I find pens in my bed constantly.

Last night it was under my pillow. #princessandthepen

Right this minute, I’m taking a break from handwriting some thank you notes, because I moved my covers and now I can’t find my pen. But it’s okay, I know it will turn up eventually, even if it’s in the morning, when I wake up covered in purple ink. #colorfulanguage

Moral of the story: Hold on to your pens… ladies.

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